baby don’t be that way
One day Lupin will learn that lying to his harem of world-class assassins is a bad idea (from Stolen Lupin).
they don’t mess around
In the bizarro world of Green vs Red, Goemon’s the one who gets emotional over Lupin while Jigen stands stoically to the side.
ah, Goemon. everyone has different reactions to traumatic events (like beautiful OVAs with mind-boggling existential crises at their centers)
They had to nix the romantic princess-carry at the last minute (from “A Treasure That Smells Like a Trap”).
Last minute boyfriend rescue is pretty much our favorite Lupin trope.
Goemon waves his underpants out a truck window. You know, the red underpants that never show up any time he’s pantsless, and yet Jigen and Lupin apparently recognize them. And are quite pleased. (Red Jacket E11 - “A Gift for the President” AKA The Sleight Before Christmas)
Here’s another Valentines Day special, Goemon-style. This is the only time we get to see the red fundoshi, sadly…